Thursday, April 23, 2009

专科

读了几年书,常常会有些亲朋戚友会问:“你以后想读什么专科啊?”
老实说,是没想过。或许很多人已经为将来打算了,然而,我就是那么没大志的。
不过,再怎么难答得问题,只要我问我那冰雪聪明的大姐,她或多或少都能给我一些头绪。

本人:大姐,你有想过以后要specialize哪一课吗?
大姐:当然有,我要当surgeon(外科医生)!
本人:为什么?
大姐:因为别人一世人都只会叫我Ms.Ng。。。(男外科医生,大家都称呼为Mr.,而女外科医生,大家都称呼为Ms.)
本人:那么我想到了!我要当急诊医生。
大姐:为什么?
本人:因为可以把车停泊在急诊室大门口,去那里都方便!

亲爱的朋友们,不知道你们想好你们要specialize什么了没。。。是时候想想了!

4 comments:

  1. 哈哈!还有还有,咱们好听的名字若以 Dr. 放在一起,效果超搞笑:

    Dr. Y NG

    现在本宫天天都要面对大众的诅咒: Drying, Drying. 本宫还年轻的咧!!那些没用的奴婢真的需要一些听写练习,再打二十大板.

    至少若是配上 Miss, 不会spelling的奴婢们最多只会叫本宫 Miss(y)ng, Miss(y)ng, 做工做到累时,未免不是一件好事!

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  2. OMG!u won!!i really wanna vomit blood d!!!
    luckly i'm going to work in place where ppl will only call me 'doktor ng/eng/nga/etc...'
    u know lar... our surname is so high standard that many ppl may pronounce wrongly... wahahahhahaha!

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  3. 这还不要紧,本宫的同事开了本宫一个大玩笑,怒动龙颜。哈哈,那个王八蛋竟然在上班的第一天,拼命叫本宫"Nugs!" 害到全世界人都以为本宫姓"Nugs"

    话说有一天,某护士致电于本宫:
    Nurse: Hello, XXX ward
    Me: Hey it's Mr. YYY's house officer, did you call?
    Nurse: YES DR NUG!!! I'm AAA from XXX ward!
    Me: I'm not Dr NUG...
    Nurse: No you are! I recognise your voice! Dr Nug, can you....
    Me: *vomited blood* Okay, but I'm NOT Dr NUG, my last name is Ng.
    Nurse: But.. but... your friends call you Nug????
    Me: *vomited blood and died-ed 3 times* No, they are just taking the piss. My name is Ng, not Nug.
    Nurse: Okay, sorry Dr Nug.
    Me: *GAHHH!!!!*

    孺子不可教!没药救!

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  4. well... perhaps u look like nugget... juicy and delicious!or maybe ur fren js swallow or melt u (吞/溶掉)like how they did on nuggetsssss

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